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+# František Kafka
+
+František Kafka is a bot that generates text using Markov chains. It is online at [https://botsin.space/@frantisek](https://botsin.space/@frantisek) where it's creating an inifinite version of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis.
+
+## Installation
+
+You need your input text in plain text; [Project Gutenberg](https://www.gutenberg.org) is a good source for that. Make sure to remove all parts of the text that are not to be used as the Bot's corpus.<sup>1</sup>
+You will also need an access token, so register your app at a mastodon instance of choice to get one. Copy the `.env.example` to `.env` and edit it to set up the environment correctly.
+Building an running the Clojure code requires [leiningen](https://leiningen.org/) version 2.8 or above.
+
+1: This means removing the copyright license, which is the reason why there is no text included in this repository. 
+
+## Usage
+
+```
+# build it and run it
+$ lein uberjar
+$ java -jar target/uberjar/heyarne.frantisek-kafka-0.1.0-standalone.jar [args]
+```
+
+## Options
+
+```
+$ lein run -- --help
+František Kafka is a Markov chain bot that infinitely generates text
+from one or more text files. botsin.space/@frantisek hosts a live
+version of it that generates an infinite version of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis.
+
+Usage: frantisek [options] [corpus...]
+
+Options:
+  -o, --order ORDER        2      Order of the Markov chain. Defaults to 2.
+  -i, --interval INTERVAL  21600  Interval between toots in seconds.
+  -h, --help
+```